The following search terms have brought people from search engines to the blog recently.

• spanish biretta (who, me?)
• bad typography (quite a common one – links to this post)
• how to baptise someone (better re-read this, I’m baptising on Sunday)
• managing queues at mcdonalds (no idea)
• bishop of argyll and the isles (I’ve let it be known that I’d do it, so long as I can do it on a Wednesday afternoon, & don’t have to leave St Mary’s. Why is this not being taken seriously? Search engines are presumably sending people to the post: Who wants to be Bishop of Argyll and The Isles.)
• sermon on leah (oh, how I did enjoy that sermon)
• the gay mothers’ union (I’m saying nothing! Sounds like a good idea though)
• “mothers union” anglican lesbian (presumably the sister organisation)
• capello romano (No, I’m not remotely tempted. Why do people think I’m into vestments?)
• carl rosa opera (Oh, how a bad review can linger online forever)

Time for a quick list of things that people have recently been searching for which have brought them to this blog:

• megalomaniacs in the church
• episcopate of all believers
• multifaith chaplain uniform
• brown bridesmaid slippers
• anglican bishop frock coat gaiters
• gold bridesmaid shoes
• kilt and bowler hat
• how do you baptise someone when you dip
• homburg hats
• sermon: four horsemen
• gay friendly chapel blessing
• tarantara

It is a salutary reminder to one’s ego that there is one thing which consistently brings people to this blog. It is not the goings on in the communion. It is not the debate on footwear in the sanctuary and it is not the Advent Candle Controversy, even though that brings people looking here every week of the year. It isn’t even +Gene.

No, the thing that people are looking for which easily tops the search terms used to find this blog is my pancake recipe which was posted in 2004. Indeed, it is responsible for more than double the number of visitors than any other single search term.