Christmas Day Sermon 2009

You learn new things about Christmas with every one that passes you by. I learn new things about how to keep these festivals each year. One Christmas builds on another. Perhaps we learn more about the God who came into the world each year that we live in it.

About a month ago, we started to gather together the figures which build up our nativity scene. Someone went down into the crypt and found them all and dusted them off and got them ready.

The tableau is over on your left this year, on a windowsill. Mary and Joseph and the baby.

I like the figures to gradually build up. First come the animals, waiting through advent. Symbolic of the world waiting for then Christ to be born. And whilst they wait, the Magi set off from the East and wend their way from the High Altar, getting nearer and nearer to Bethlehem until they arrive at Epiphany. The Holy Family appear on Christmas Eve in the morning, the shepherds hover around waiting to rush to Bethlehem and the babe himself arrives on the stroke of midnight. I always worry about losing him and not having him on hand at the appropriate moment. Indeed, in my last church he was small enough for me to hide him in the chalice, so that I would remember him at he appropriate moment. Of course, I then stopped worrying about losing the Christchild and started to worry about drowning him in wine instead.

Anyway, as the figures were being gathered together this year, one member of the congregation saw what was going on and said to me, “Time to go and get the shredded wheat then.” [Read more...]

Last Sunday’s Sermon

I’ve had a huge amount of bother posting videos recently. My usual video host hipcast seems no longer to be working.

So, I’m trying out a new host, vimeo. If it works,  it may well be time to shift to vimeo and pay up for a premium account.

Anyway, there is now video of Akma (aka Fr Andrew Adam) preaching last Sunday over at the preaching page on St Mary’s website. Akma has come to these parts to teach Divinity at the University of Glasgow.

You can see his own blog over at http://akma.disseminary.org/ and see his sermon text here.

Sermon – Advent 1

I forgot to set the camera up this morning (still needing a couple of people to be the camera team, I think). So, no video from this morning. Here is the text though:

The tradition in churches like this one is to try to make something special of Advent. Whilst the rest of the world is going tinsel crazy, we have a plain church to focus our minds on things that matter. Whilst the shops are full of presents for everyone and the jangly music of Christmas Carols is everywhere, we tend to go in the other direction. There will be no Christmas Carols here until we have kept four Sunday Advent Eucharists. The crib (which is over on the left hand side of the church this year) is bare. The animals are there alone and have nothing to do but munch from the manger. There is no baby there.

Once we have had our four Advent Sunday mornings, there will be a tree and decorations and Christmas Carols galore – though even that is a concession – there are those who belong here who think that is a concession too far and that we should be Christmas-free until the child is actually born.

We can have Advent carols though – and we will have them in plenty tonight at the Advent Carol Service. And I want to begin with the words of a good Advent Carol to make us think about what we really believe about the coming of Jesus Christ.

It goes like this:

You better be good, You better not cry
You better watch out, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town. [Read more...]

Sermon – preached on 15 Nov 2009

Here is this morning’s sermon:

It is quite difficult to get our minds inside the kind of readings that we get at this time of the year in church. We tend to get readings (and this will go on for a week or two) which emphasis quite tricky topics. In particular, we get lots of readings about the end of the world.

I think this is difficult for most of us to make much of because we don’t live in a culture where there is much expectation of the end of the world. Yet such cultures do exist. I preached a couple of weeks ago about being caught in a whirlwind of a sandstorm once in the Middle East. Once I’d got over the surprise of being caught in such storm, I had to come to terms with the fact that very many of the local people had believed that its severity had heralded the end of the world. Both Christians and Muslims were asking whether it was indeed the latter day. Indeed, in one instance I was aware of them discussing the question together – Muslims and Christians asking one another, what does your Holy Book say? Is this it? Is this the start of the end of all things? [Read more...]

Sermon for 18 October 2009 – The Whirlwind

Here is what I said in the pulpit this morning.

Hearing that Gospel, I always think how real it is.

If there are good seats, people always want them. And it seems very real that James and John were trying to secure for themselves the best seats in heaven.

People are funny about seats, aren’t they? I remember going to another church in Glasgow one week when I was on holiday from being here. And I got there earlier than anyone in the congregation. There I was. The church was full of empty chairs. And I chose one and sat down to have a bit of a pray and a think. And would you believe it, I’d sat down in the wrong seat. The next person though the door came over to me and asked me to move for he said (quite rightly, I’m sure), that I was sitting in his place.

James and John’s hubris lives on in many a seating plan and in many an order of precedence.

But what did they make of the answer that Jesus gave. [Read more...]

David’s Lamentation – Sermon for 9 August 2009

The video camera ran out of memory this morning before it recorded the sermon, so I'm afraid I can only offer the text. However, before it ran out, it did record me singing David's Lamentation which came between the first two readings. A useful reminder that it is not only by listening to sermons that we can directly encounter the text.

Here it is:

Here is the sermon itself:
For the last month or more, we have been getting snippets of a story from the Hebrew Scriptures which have been building up week by week. We have been reading the story of David. On Sundays, we have been treated to some of the big events in his life, whilst during the week, those who come to Morning Prayer have been dutifully ploughing their way through the whole of David’s story in the second book of Samuel.

It is a story with lots of action. And very often as we have been reading it, it has been hard to listen to.

Indeed, one day someone said to me, “Why do we get to read this stuff in the Bible. Did David ever do anything that was good?”

It is a good question. [Read more...]

Swine Flu Sermon

Preached in St Mary's Cathedral on 26 July 2009

Every now and then you get an event which makes all the clergy telephone one another. It happens when a bishop announces his retirement, for example. Sometimes it happens when someone gets themselves in one of the newspapers, especially in the tabloid press. Not, that it is always wrong to be in the tabloid press. (There is nothing wrong in being in the papers for the sake of the gospel, at least in my book). We call one another up to share news, strictly, I am sure, so that we can remember people in our prayers.

This last couple of days there has been a fluttering of the clerical doocots and telephone wires have been all aglow. Clergy have been telephoning one another and twittering and blogging and all that trying to work out the answer to a basic question.

“But what are we going to actually do on Sunday morning?”

You see, the thing is, this week, we have appeared to get rather confused advice as to how to behave in church at a time of pandemic flu.

On the one hand it seemed as though we were being told to stop using the shared common cup at communion and then later we seemed to be told the very opposite. Similarly with the peace. Do we actually touch one another’s hands at the peace or don’t we?

It has been a confusing few days.

I have come to my own conclusions, which I will share in a moment, but I think I want to say something a little more profound than simply telling you what I think we should physically do.

And I can do that in a oneliner. A simple question. [Read more...]

Saucy Salome

Here is a sermon that I preached recently which didn't make it online until now. (I've been catching up with posting sermons online. There is also one from Fr Ivan Draper here from last Sunday on the preaching page too).

Ah, here she comes. Salome shimmers into view. We get her saucy story, appropriately enough in the heat of summer.

Even by the Bible’s rather lurid standards, this one really does seem rather salacious.

I called her Salome just now though the Bible does not call her that. Some early texts use her mother’s name, Herodias and others don’t name her. The temptress that Mark writes about was known as Salome by non-biblical writers, such as the Jewish historical mythmaker, Josephus. Salome was the name he knew her by and we’ll stick with that this morning – it is the name she is known best by still.

I wonder what visual image you have of Salome. For she is widely known in western culture. Salome dancing was a common theme in Western art – for you could get away with all sorts of scandal for a willing male patron so long as it seemed that you were representing a story from the bible. [Read more...]

Jazz Mass Sermon

Here is the sermon that I preached at the Jazz Mass on Sunday. It is preceded by a fanfare organ improvisation from Frikki Walker, to get me up into the pulpit, which if I'm not mistaken was based on a song from Michael Jackson's Bad album.

Here is the text:

Can I say how wonderful it is to have jazz in church today. We don’t do this kind of thing often enough. I know of a number of American churches which have built up a special ministry, scheduling jazz vespers several times a year and reaching out to a whole new set of people who find their own spirituality reflected in the music.

Indeed, it is great to be able to have the jazz musicians with us today in celebratory mood. The last time I had jazz in a service it was at a funeral, probably the biggest funeral that I’ve ever taken.

It was for a University Principle who died in office. I’ve taken a number of similar services and I have learned that Universities tend to go to town on funerals for their great and their good. This one was no exception. Several thousand people gathered for it and it took place in the local town hall. Not only because none of the churches were big enough, but also because the man who had died was not supposed to be a believer. As I planned and prepared for the service, I kept getting told the same thing – He was an atheist, you know. Make sure you don’t mention God. [Read more...]

Last week’s sermon

Here is last week's sermon – I've got myself behind in uploading things.

Here is the text:
The gospel reading can be read in two ways. Well, at least two ways, I dare say that there are more. I'm going to describe them to you and I want you to think about which comes most naturally to you. Once we have thought about that, we may be able to face some of the big questions, that I have just described.

This morning seems to be a morning for boating stories – so here is one of mine. I remember a June evening some ago – I was away on holiday, sailing with my friends who have a boat. And I remember hearing the forecast come on the radio. Winds force six to seven, eight for a time. And even as I stand here now, I can remember what it felt like to hear those words. Force six to seven, eight for a time. [Read more...]