Office conversation

Oh no, my computer does not work.

ME: What’s wrong does it need to be healed?

It won’t connect to the network.

ME: Let me see….

[Hands are gently laid upon the keyboard. The computer connects to the network]

How did you do that? How is that possible? You just touched it and it worked!

ME: Well, the bishop anointed my hands when I was ordained, and ever since…..

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Comments

  1. liturgybuff says:

    Funny, I’m only a lay reader and this happens to me as well!
    (I’m also Head of IT – does this make a difference?)

  2. kelvin says:

    Oh, I see. You think it has something to do with my Computing Science and Mathematics degree and not the efficacy of the oils do you?

  3. Gary says:

    Are you sure that conversation wasn’t made up? I only suggest this because if it had happened with either of the two people I know work in a certain office the language would have been considerably more colourful!

  4. kelvin says:

    Well Gary, perhaps there was a little editorial control.

  5. *giggles*
    I’m sure it has nothing at all to do with the degree. (Aye, right!) ;-)

  6. P.S. Will we see you at Spikey Mike’s sometime? You and I didn’t really get a chance to natter…

  7. kelvin says:

    Mark

    I’m sure I will be at St Michael and All Saints sometime. The last few years I’ve tended to come to Corpus Christi, but I’m sure that I will be at something before then.

    I’m working part of one day in Edinburgh this week, but sadly not Wednesday, or I would be tempted by the All Saints service on Wednesday evening. We are keeping All SS on Sunday, but keeping All Souls with a Choral Requiem (Duruflé) on Thursday evening.

  8. Sounds good!

  9. liturgybuff says:

    But is that not what you went to ITSEC for? Or was that just a transposition error.

  10. Bunny says:

    Wow! I usually try prayers and promise of a candle to St Isidore of Seville (patron of the web and of computer users,apptd by the last Pope) but with little success. I shall certainly try Father K. next time – can you work it from a distance?? It’s about 70 miles from me to you. The lovely chaps at the computer place in Leuchars managed to get things moving for me and I am back in control (just about). I was telling one of them about St Isidore and he dashed back into his office to check him out on the web!
    Greetings and good wishes from Strathkinness.

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